There are five legal conequences depending on severity of the delict:
❤ correctional curses and community services
❤ fines
❤ prison
❤ imprisoned community services (sounds better than slavery hihi)
❤ death :3

Introduction

Welcome Human! We are delighted that you are informing yourself on the legal consequences of your human actions. It's important to know your place as the second best. Humans are the inferior race on this planet. We (the kittys) are, other than humans, fully aware of our status. It is important understand that no human ever could do that thing called owining a cat. This is just straigh up disrespectful. Other than that there are more crimes you should be aware of.

Common Human Crimes

• Level 1: Smol Delicts

• • Saying we have stinky breath
  • Being unable to read our minds (it's okay we know humans are a little stupid)

• Level 2: Minor Offenses

• • Not allowing us to sleep on your laptop while you tap around on it
  • Not providing endless treats (bc kitty is slowly turning into a fluff ball)

• Level 3: Serious Wrongs

• • Touching a kitty without consent
  • Walking past a kitty without essential petting
  • Not sharing your food
  • Throwing out hte old Amazon box that's been standing in a corner for the last 2 months
  • Going into another room and closing the door behind you

• Level 4: Heinous Betrayals

• • Thinking you own a kitty (we own you!!!)
  • Daring to wake us up

• Level 5: Death Horror Crimes

• • Missing feeding time
  • Standing up while we sleep on top of you
  • Providing untasty food (even though I loked it yesterday and you have no way of knowing)

This outlines just the most important and frequent crimes humans usually commit. If you want to read the full 7.947 pages of kitty law click here.

Correctional Curses and Comunity Services

Correctional Curses are usually held in groups of 10 humans and reach durations of 25 to 250 hours total. Courses are sorted by topics which are choosen according to the crime commited. Often Community Service includes practice of the previously learned concepts. All activities are supervised by a member of the pawlice department.

Fines

Fines outside the standard fines listed in kitty law will be decided on in cort. Sadly kitty law is complicated and there is no overview on fine calculation easy enough for small stupid human to understand :3
Inability to pay fines will result in a prison sentence of 1 day per 5 unpaied cans of tuna.

Example:
Human got a smol fine of 100 cans of tuna for not providing enough treats because he said kitty is getting fat, which is not true! That tiny fine can be roughly converted to 200€! If you are that human and unable to pay, this will result in 20 days of prison. But since you are only a small little stupid human don't be afraid. Our human prisons are up to the most recent standards. Read Prison below for more information.

Prison

Inprisonment usually happens due to Level 3 and 4 crimes or due inability of paying fines. Read Fines above for more information. Overall human don't be afraid. Our human prisons are up to the most recent standards:
Each cell comes with a box full of sand where you can practice collecting our poop with a tiny shovel! Furthermore, there are multiple fun tasks avaliable to spend your day with. For example: cleaning kitty vomit out of your favorite fluffy carpet, walking with dry socks into a wet spot on the floor and hearing your neighbours have sex (sounds over ultra HD surround-sound system, sounds like all your neighbours are having sex at the same time!!!) and much more!

Imprisoned Community Services

There are different forms of imprisoned community services usually resulting out of a Level 5 crime. Depending on the level of human danger assigned to you in cort. Low level humans will be assigned one or multiple kittys which they have to work for with the aim of learning and bettering themselves. Human will live with them for the duration of their sentence. High levels of human danger will lead to working in kitty poop and puke removal facilities combined with correctional curses. At the end of the day human will return back to prison.

Death :3

There is no information avaliable on death sentences hihi :3

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July 2025 - Kitty Council (Cooperation of Pawlice Department and F.I.S.H.)