Help Center
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Disclaimer: All and any advice here is not to be followed and serves
only as enternainment. You are responsible for you own choices.
Review Info
I think the way these reviews work is pretty obvious but the only thing I want to
mention is, the way the dates work.
> 01st of july 2025* -> star indicates that i wrote the review that day
> 01st of july 2025 -> no star means that's the day I had it for the first time
Site Navigation
If you are having troubles navigating this page then you probably either are using
a phone to view this, which I really cannot recommend OR you are old.
> to get back to the main page press 'Drinks' in the menu line
> to get back to fynn's chaos use your brain for a second (yes it's the X button like closing a computer window)
Energy Drink Addiction
'It is only an addiction if you try to quit.' - Unknown.
If you are concerned you might be addicted to energy drinks, there is a pretty easy test to find out if
that is actually the case. Try to stop drinking them.
> if it's easy to stop: not addicted
> if you are now tired all the time: try to sleep more
> if you are not tired all the time anymore: try to sleep more
> if you can't stop shaking: what type of energy drinks did you drink??
> if you cannot quit: don't quit - if you are not trying to quit there is no proof that you are addicted
Feedback on Energy Drink Rating
If you feel like my energy drink rating makes no sense or offends you, I need to remind you that this is my personal, subjective opinion formed by my brain after flavor was experienced by my taste buds and the can was looked at with my eyes. Of course you won't agree with all and everything. That's completly normal and no reason to be mad.
Energy Drink Addiction 2
If you might be concerned that I myself suffer from an energy drink addiction I can ensure you that * ** ******** ** ****** ******.
Cat Allergy
You got a cat allergy?
'This is so sad. Alexa play Nyan Cat.'
> click here
> now click here
> click here aswell
hehehehehehehehe. (yes that was absolutly uncreative and all of it were already used pages)
no, here actual help: www.kittymakemynoserun.com
Organic Chemistry (OC2)
If you struggle with organic chemistry this probably won't help: YouTube Playlist
Relationship Struggles
If you are really searching for relationship tipps on the help site of an energy drink review
page, you seem very very very desperate...
Idk what is going on in your life for it to come to that point tbh. You might be addicted to
energy drinks... if you think thats the case I can recommend the following part:
Addiction Guide
other than that you can send this to someone you care about:
> your crush
> your partner
Proteins
If you are looking to reach you protein goal there are a hand full of protein containing foods that I can recommend. My all time favorite being hard boiled eggs! That's why easter is amazing. Do you like easter eggs? Did you find an easter egg already? If not try changing something to find it!
WTF is this help center
I don't know man. You are the one reading all that stuff!