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Rehab Wild Berry Tea |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ > Flavor: Fruchtriegel > Date: 19th of july 2025 > Review: It tasetes like that rehab base flavor, tea stuff idk, that the rehab ice tea peach also has in combination with berry flavored fruit bars. Kinda like you sticked a bunch of fruit bars into a can of watery black tea and added a bunch of sweetener. Which is nothing negative just trying to accurately describe the flavor lol The can has the now standard new rehab can design. Only that mine is an american can which has the monster logo on the tab which is quite cool. |
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Energy Ultra Red |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ > Flavor: Cranberry > Date: 06th of july 2025* > Review: One of my favorite and go to flavors. A cold ultra red is insanely crispy. Sadly it's not avaliable everywhere and i always self-import it from italy lol. But other than that it's a truly amazing flavor that I would put into my top five. Can design is tbh a little boring. But most og ultra monsters do not have amazing can design... |
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Energy Ultra White |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ > Flavor: idk man.. white? dusty? dextrose. > Date: 07th of july 2025* > Review: Describing the taste of white monster is not something i can do haha. It kinda tastes liky dusty dextrose in a good way. I think thats a reason why all the gym bros like it so much since it tastes like you already added supplements in there even tho you didn't. Which means you wont be able to taste them if you do so haha. To me white monster tastes like studying for PC1 (to anyone that knows what that is: mein beileid). It was also the monster next to mango loco that got me into energy drinks. But after PC1 I couldn't drink it for like a year. But now it's a go to flavor. Can design is pretty bland idk what to say on that one except for - i am dissapointed. |
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Ultra Rosa |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ > Flavor: white monsters hot older sister > Date: 08th of july 2025* > Review: Ultra rosa tastes like white monster but in way sweeter. Idk why but I really enjoy that haha. I tried to google the flavor but all I found was a badly translated amazon product description. But the back of the can says There is no better way to describe the taste than - it tastes like ultra rosa. So I think white monsters hot older sister is valid. A nice and cold ultra rosa is extremely crisp. I like the roeses on the can - it ofc fits the name but it's nothing special. |
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Ultra Strawberry Dreams |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ > Flavor: Dreams and Unicorns (Strawberry Jam) > Date: 13th of september 2024 > Review: Ultra Strawberry Dreams tastes like if white monster and strawberry jam had a baby and then (since I am drinking the europe version) watered it down haha. It apparently has a stronger taste in america compared to europe but it's still a solid flavor. Can design is really cool. A candy land mixed whith sky (clouds and rainbows), a melting scull looking like ice cream, a strawberry with an eye, a mouth eating a strawberry and much more -> go look at it yourself. |
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Aussie Lemonade |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ > Flavor: lemons and a lot of sugar and 1/3 aussie > Date: 07th july 2025* > Review: I love the can design for aussie lemonade. Actually is it aussie lemonade or aussie lemonade style or aussie style lemonade?? idk and idc. But back to the can: I love the ocean design with the colorful fish and the octopus. But even better are the small details like the diving lady or on the back of the can the tiny shaaaark! Flavor wise I personally enjoy it but it is quite sweet. I feel like additional sourness (is that even a word? sourness?) would improve, but for that they'd need to add more than 2% lemon juice, which is funny that a juiced monster only has 2% fruit juice... |
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Ultra Paradise |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: apple gummies (iGummy) > Date: 08th july 2025* > Review: Ultra Paradise is a nice flavor, but for some reason I almost never have it. I dont know why it's just not special (?) enough. It's a flavor that is always avaliable, nothing too crazy and does not look that cool aswell. Therefor it's easy to overlook it. I would pick it if it is the only option and enjoy it, but probably never pick it if something else (like ultra white/rosa/strawberry dreams) is avaliable. I like the can. I like that island or paradise or whatever and it gets bonus points for the tiny shark fin in the water hehe. |
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Ultra Violet |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: Grape > Date: 08th of july 2025* > Review: Ultra violet was my favorite monster for almost a year I think but I drank so much of it, that at some point it became just a mid flavor I could not enjoy that much anymore. But overall it has a really nice grape flavor, I think it is one of those flavors you have to finish while they are still cold bc else it just tastes completly mid. Design wise it looks like a bandana, but also has some cool elements like eyes and stuff. |
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Mango Loco |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ > Flavor: muy loco (Mango)* > Date: 08th of july 2025 > Review: Mango loco is a solid flavor. I think it's one of those flavors everybody (who's not a sugar hater) likes. It tastes like very sweet mango juice I guess. It also somehow feels a little thicker while drinking, maybe due to the unhealthy amounts of sugar or just because I am imaginign things. The can is nice, I like that the plus on the bottom is inside that heart with a sword. |
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Ultra Fiesta Mango |
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> Rating: ★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: a very sad mango > Date: 08th of july 2025* > Review: That's one of the worst sugar free versions of anything I've ever tasted in my whole entrie life. Sorry but I am a hater of ultra fiesta mango Why drink that when you can have Mango Loco (or even just good old water). Whenever anyone said 'ohoo this wine is very dry *coughs in fancy*' I never knew what they meant UNTIL I had that monster. It is incredibly dry. It feels like it's sucking the entire moisture out of my body. I would rather drink nothing than that monster. The can is alright I guess. |
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Ultra Golden Pineapple |
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> Rating: ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: pineapple > Date: 08th of july 2025* > Review: I personally just don't like pineapple flavor. I guess if you like pineapple flavor it's the monster for you. The flavor is also imo very strong and present not watery therefore probably a solid monster. pen pineapple apple pen |
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Rio Punch |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: tutti frutti... > Date: 06th of april 2025 > Review: Rio Punch tastes like a tutti frutti flavored gum ball you have been chewing already for 10 minutes. It's very sweet and the flavor is present but at the same time it kinda tastes like plastic haha The can has a really nice design and I appreciate that we finally got a new flavor in europe lol |
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Bad Apple |
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> Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: apple cider > Date: 19th of may 2024 > Review: Ok normally I start with the flavor but what is that can design?? Idk if it's some kind of special edition and normally I appreciate creative designs but that one is a little too much imo lol. Why is the logo not full size and why is it tilted to the side? I do not approve! Flavor wise it kinda tastes like really cloudy or old apple juice, almost like apple cider.. I guess the name describes the flavor really well, it tastes like a bad apple. |
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Pink Lemonade Lucozade Zero |
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> Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ > Flavor: Happiness > Date: 20ish-th of august 2024 > Review: I LOVE PINK LUCOZADE BEST DRINK ON THIS PLANET!!! It is rasberry flavored bc that's what pink lemonade flavor is. If you ever find pink I beggg you to bring me some. I know that you can buy it in the UK but idk if anywhere else. I had it for the first time when I visited the UK in august 2024 and at my second visite in april 2025 i had like idk almost one every day. IT IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!! Buy me pink lucozade. |
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> Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ > Flavor: > Date: xxth month 20xx > Review: Thats a blank template for my reviews lol More coming soon! |
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